Yourr Racking days are owaar da!

The Rock N Roll city no more. In the recent news Bangalore police have issued new moral rules stating that there will be no LIVE music in pubs and bars and also cannot use flashy and bright lights in pubs. The city cops are undoubtedly got bored of doing nothing and just to make things fun got this rule out.

Where on earth a neon light is not considered to be fancy? Were you thinking the lights will draw the attention of extra terrestrials following which they will come settle in this city? Considering the fact the city is already crowded and you don’t want any more alien settlers with thin rickety legs and two popped eyes. As i believe you want to limit the city’s tag as the ‘International city’ and not ‘Universal city'.

Dear cops, you can’t dance with your huge semi circular (and few circular) pot bellies and so you don’t want people to do the same either. You read somewhere “Dance like nobody is watching you” and so you want all of them to go home lock their door and dance so that nobody is watching them. Here folks work their ass off and after a deadening week, they want to break free and do stuffs that you my friend will never understand. Unlike you who is happy drinking a cheap quarter whisky, come home and order your wife to serve rice and sambar, some people need a bit extra from their life which is hard for you to infer.

Whats wrong with LIVE music anyways? It is very much understood that the only English song you can sing is ‘Happy birthday to you’. Very much convinced but why you hate those kids going to concert and live gigs in pubs? Dont you like their long hairs? Their lazy beard or their attitude which says FUCK YOU every time you look into their eyes? What is your problem? How can you not think of your own benefit? These kids will come back from the pub drunk, needless to say that they will drive too. Woila! That is your chance, nab them and screw them for money. That is all what you want, right?

You cannot impose your Nazi rules of not-enjoying-life on people who want to be merry just for two days a week. They bear your false practice of law enforcement. Hookers are roaming in the city. Peddlers are injecting drugs. Brothers are mining illegally under your rear. Stop them. Dont act MORAL if you don’t understand the meaning for the same.