Tuesday, May 31, 2011

GAALI wood


Kuttey, Kaminey, Saali, Harami , Nanga...If these were not enough bollywood is back with something which is really raw and straight from the street,D.K.Bose. No, it aint any name from some Bengali family. A sheer pun intended well written deciphered lyrics.
“Bhaag D.K.Bose aandhi aayi” the latest chartbuster from yet-to release movie ‘Delhi Belly’. In the first go its just a song with a nice ‘rock’ composition, but when the song is played in loop it creates the real magic. Yes you heard it right! The PUN so intended actually comes up very nicely screaming on your face “..bhaag bhhag d.k bose..bose d.k bhaag”.
Me personally loved this number. A well written lyrics well composed and nicely picturised. A tune which is very easy to hum and end up lingering for long in your head. (at least it happened with me). In the beginning i acclaimed the song- writer who is apparently one of my favourite lyricist in bollywood (off-late) for writing some heavy meaningful songs stating that he has a wide spectrum of talent which is undoubtedly true.
It was going quite well with me until one day when I heard a boy in his early teen singing this song. And the weird part was, like the loop, he was repeating the highlighted censored word with full joy and delight over and over again. It was something like this song gave him the right to actually utter those words in public. And he was having fun cursing and swearing happily and merrily.
Of course this movie comes with an ‘A’ rated sign.Pretty fair that they awarded the movie ‘A’ but they should have definitely ‘beeped’ or censored the song. The song that they are airing for the promotion doesnot hold any restriction or is being censored . So anyone and everyone can listen to the song. The elder (sensible) ones are supposed to understand this song’s depth and they may confine. But these younger lots who take things for fun, who will stop them? Wondering how censor board did not find anything to censor or how it went over their head? Foul play Sir!
Back in our ‘teen’ days there were songs like bc sutta, GMD, balaatkari, yeh condom hai, but those were very much underground and were never out in public that way.
Guess very soon Filmfare Awards have to include one new category, ‘Best obnoxious song’ .
On the lighter note[ yes its a fact!] the song D.K.Bose has been inspired from the notorious star DOLLY BINDRA of BIGG BOSS 4. Sources have it that the team of Delhi belly while taking break from editing and stuff flipped through channels in TV when they came across her in one of the episode of this much hyped reality show. She never hesitated in uttering the phrase Bose D.K. and soon it became a subject of laughter and inspiration for the team.
And thats how the whole D.K.Bose thing conceived.


Sunday, May 8, 2011

Hell yeah!

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with a demon…

Demon: Why so glum chum?

Guy: What do you think? I’m in hell...god damn it!

Demon: Hell’s not so bad sunshine! We actually have a lot of fun down here…ehh..you a drinkin’ man?

Guy: Sure, I love to drink. Love the drinks.

Demon: Well you’re gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that’s all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, Jack, wine coolers…we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more! You do not have to worry about your liver whatsoever because you are already dead!

Guy: Gee that sounds great.( smiling)

Demon: You a smoker?

Guy: You better believe it! Love the smoking.

Demon: Alright! You’re gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie - you’re already dead remember?

Guy: Wow…that’s…awesome!

Demon: I bet you like to gamble.

Guy: Why yes as a matter of fact I do. Love the gambling.

Demon: Cause Wednesday you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever… If you go Bankrupt…well you’re dead anyhow.

Demon: You into drugs?

Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don’t mean…

Demon: That’s right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want and if ya overdose - that’s right - you’re dead - who cares! O.D.!!

Guy: Yowza! I never realized Hell was such a swingin’ place!!

Demon: You gay?

Guy: Uhh no.

Demon: Ooooh (grimaces) you’re really gonna hate Fridays.

--INternet--