What'(z)ing the Name?

My blog starts with a goddamn review of a goddamn exam which is highly sought after for the so called technical brains in the country. But apart from getting comments on that particular post i was asked why this blog name? I mean why “The Green Mustard”? Why not something else which sounds intellectual or which is quite matured per say.

Well u ask me? I too don’t know where from this name popped up! May be I am a big foodie. May be i am too much into the ‘green theme’ project. May be I love mustard stained white shirt( after all daag acche hai)! Dont know. But somewhere something struck when I was aimlessly generating some stupid blog names to make it look cooler and flashier.

Just then I realized ‘’Dude being weird is the ‘in thing’.”But still why ‘The Green Mustard’? Why not any other food variety (considering the foodie trait in me)? It could have been éclairs, donuts, cupcakes, anything. If Android can come up with such names why not my poor free blog?

Then keeping the ‘food’ thing in mind i came across ‘Mustard sauce’. Out of so many relishing variety of sauce known to mankind, i love mustard sauce the most. Because it fills one with the zing! So now comes the question how MUSTARD can be related to my writing or the future posts that I am going to put? Well my friends it is because the type of post i am going to post will have the Zing-thing in it(Conditions applied though).

Now comes the clubbed word GREEN. Errr...I actually hate the colour yellow. Not that i don’t know the nursery rhyme associated with the word yellow but its just that i hate any colour which is bright and fluorescent. And also using the word ‘green’ to your stuffs makes you look like an extra aware person on the whole environment crisis that’s going on. Also if it attracts few environmentalists (thin chance thou), what’s the harm in it?

So that’s it, this is how The Green Mustard conceived. Hope u will follow this domain for some serious whooping!

Adios!